Ready to play?

Take a step upward and onward... to your chair. In front of your gaming console. Computer. Whatever-thinga-ma-jig-device-in-a-box. Turn it on and GET. IT. ON. (no puns intended were harmed in the writing of this blurb)

We don't care:
Who you are inside your slightly deranged mind;
Where in the entirety of EXISTENCE you're from;
What you do to pay the bills and buy games;
When you got to our time line;
or WHY you still believe your pet dust bunny can talk to you even though you have 5 kids, a spouse, and 4 pets that drive you INSANE all day... oh wait, I guess that explains it.

For all it's worth, just go swing some swords, cast some spells, solve some puzzles, and shoot some Zerg / Zombies / Hellspawn / Space Pirates / Demons / Gnomes / Giants / Birdsplanestoyscarsbombsbeersbarsfrodingerbles... you get the point.

And once your done, kick back, relax, have a sip of your favorite poison and come brag about your adventures here... just keep it civil, eh?

DO EET!!! DO EET NAOWUGH!!!!!!