As you may have guessed, we have a dwindling amount of members. I would like to change that. I'm asking all current member to start openly inviting their friends, and their friends inviting their friends, and so on. Bribe them if you have to. Tell them we have their interests at heart! Whether that be world domination, or simply sleeping with several women every night. Don't go overboard with the bribes though. We don't want to seem too desperate. If they refuse our offer to join and our bribes then I trust you all to simply leave them be. Come back later and kidnap them; that should change that tune of theirs. I wish you all luck in our completely legal recruitment process...