Failure is assured

Hola Compadres, come one and all! Here in TehFailTeam all are welcome, it does not matter where you come from or how skilled you are. We are a band of hard hitting misfits that professionally complete every contract to the utmost satisfaction of our clients.

Client Reviews:

Nukelarity: “I give you guys one job! One single job and this is what I receive?”

Head of TehFailTeam: “We can’t even hunt well…”

Okay, so maybe our clients aren’t exactly pleased with our performance and maybe 99% of the time we fail our jobs but we are honest hardworking people who always strive for the best performance!

So come all you shunned members of society; cast out for no simple reason other than being poor at your job. Here we will welcome you as a fellow brother. Join TehFailTeam and rise up to show the world just what potential they have cast away to rot in the festering pits of humanity in the most feared mercenary group ever! Join TFT!

"TehFailTeam doesn't even hunt well!"