BELIEVE IT OR NOT I DON'T CARE.....CAUSE THE ONLY THING I DID CARE ABOUT WAS TAKING A SHIT. I WAS LITERALLY SO FULL OF CRAP THAT I STARTED GETTING CHEST PAINS AND CRAMPS. EVERYDAY I WAS TAKING ANYWHERE FROM 1-3 LAXITIVES AND NOTHING BUT GAS....AND LOTS OF IT.....IF I COULD EEEEK IT PAST ALL THAT DUNG. THE LONGEST STRETCH WAS 11 NIGHTS AND 12 DAYS. I LITERALLY TOLD MY CHICK IF I DON'T GO TO THE RASTA ROOM AND CLIP A DREAD TONIGHT I AM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL IN THE MORNING. I WISH I HAD THOSE HANDICAP RAILINGS IN MY SHITTER CAUSE I NEEDED SOMETHING TO HOLD ON TO WHEN THIS MASSIVE .....I MEAN UTTERLY MASSIVE CRAP STARTED. I WISH I TOOK A PIC OF THIS GIANT SHIT CAUSE IT WAS DEFINATLY WORTHY. I PROBABILY COULD HAVE WON A MEDAL OR SOMETHING. IT WAS ABOUT I WOULD SAY AT LEAST 2-3 TIMES RINGED AROUND THE TOILET AND WAS ABOUT AS THICK AS A CHILDS ARM. THIS BY FAR WAS THE THICKEST MOST DENSE DUMP I HAVE EVER DROPPED. YOU COULD SEE ALL THE DIFFERENT LAYERS IN IT FROM ALL THE MEALS I HAD IN THAT VERY PAINFUL VERY PARANOID WEEK AND A HALF. ONCE I SCREAMED IT OUT OF MY ASS I WAS AT LEAST 7-10 POUNDS LIGHTER. I FELT THIS ENORMOUS WEIGHT LIFT OFF MY LOWER BACK AND STOMACH. THEN AFTER THE DOUBLE TO TRIPLE LOOPER THEN ALL THE LAXITIVES CAUGHT UP AND PLAAAAOOOWWW SOFT SERVE LIKE NONE I HAVE EVER HAD.....WE ARE TALKING NOT LIKE FROZEN YOGURT WE ARE TALKING MELTED ICE CREAM TEXTURE. I FILLED UP THE PARIMETER I MADE WITH THIS OOZE IN NO TIME SINCE I WAS DEFINATLY VERY GAPPED AT THAT POINT. I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED READING THIS AS MUCH AS I DID DELIVERING IT. BY THE WAY I DID NEED A MIXING UTENSIL ON THE END OF MY PLUNGER TO GET THAT RINGER DOWN.....ANYWAY MORAL OF THE STORY EATS LOTS OF FIBER AND MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR COLON CLEAN OR YOU JUST MIGHT END UP PRAYING TO THE RASTA GOD.