We are dedicated to loving and cherishing our one true god

Our soul reason for existence is to love and serve the all poweful Tristan. While now he may be but a small tulip on the face of the earth for now, but come the year 3,000 he will be the ultimate. We believe he is the true son of god, this milenia's Jesus, the all powerful the all knowing, he who can turn blood into semen and semen into water, some salty ass water. If you join you officially sign your life over to the Church of Tristan, you can NEVER LEAVE! Join today.