We all serve the Mistress of Celestial Being

Most people usually underestimate the importance of an ass eating contest. In reality humans ate ass since the beginning of time itself.
Adam and Eve was the first people to make it a more mainstream fashion sense, God was pretty angry about their endeavours. Truth is, it's the forbidden fruit, the holy grail, the shangri la of life.
We all must bow to it's glory even if we don't like it...