So, some guy literally just tried to scam me and I completely destroyed him.
Here the text chat for you to look at:

Feel free to skip ahead to the roast if you want.

Appleteck: hey there
Mint: hey
Appleteck: you trading your unusual hat right ?>
Mint: yeah
Appleteck: http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561198110477461/inventory/
Appleteck: feel free to look in my inventory
Appleteck: just tell me what you want so I can decide what to offer
Appleteck: I also offer pures by the way
Mint: Just gonna ask, you are happy with my asking price of around 130 keys?
Appleteck: I am if its the right price
Appleteck: is it the right price ?
Mint: it's how much I'm looking for, it's a 1 of 1 so i dont really know
Mint: it does seem fair though how its an all class 1st gen strange one
Appleteck: ok then , give me a couple of minutes to think aobut it first
Mint: np, i dont mind it if you want to haggle a bit
Mint: I do like those tesla coil norsemans, mainly because thor
Appleteck: so you want it ? I can give it to you . Its in my inventopry for a long time now
Mint: they arent tradeable yet
Appleteck: yeahs lol
Appleteck: so you want pures ?
Mint: would you do the captain space man for it?
Mint: cos that thing is amazing
Mint: i don't mind you saying no
Appleteck: ok deal then , so how are we going to trade ?
Mint: i'm guessing its a no anyway
Mint: ok yeah
Appleteck: im a bit skeptical about trading now a dyas
Appleteck: *days
Mint: i'll let you send the trade offer
Appleteck: I dont want to risk my investment on this trade on some items I dont know where it cam form sir
Appleteck: is it ok if we hire an admin to verify the items first ?
Appleteck: or rather make our trade a legit one
Mint: what do you mean?
Appleteck: you know admins ?
Appleteck: from steam
Mint: if you want i guess
Mint: so what is the unusual you are wanting again?
Appleteck: Towering Pillar of Hats
Appleteck: your unusual hat sir
Mint: so you are gonna get one of the admins to do what exactly?
Appleteck: to verify the items , do not worry because no items will leave the inventory
Mint: ok then
Appleteck: you know where to get an admin ?
Mint: no...
Mint: so are you wanting a history check or something?
Mint: as in the past owners of the items and stuff
Appleteck: is it ok if I guide you hire an admin ?
Mint: surely you can do it, you are the one who wants the admin
Appleteck: sorry sir , but how can they check it if the items is in your inventory
Mint: you can literally just go into my inventory to see if it's there
Appleteck: sir , I really dont know the procedure
Appleteck: is it ok if you help me hire an admin ? I just want 100% assurance that this trade is safe and clean
Mint: do you want the me to send you the bp.tf history of the item?

Here is the roast guys.

Appleteck: sorry for being skeptical mate, I just got scammed 1300$ worth of items and I dont want that to happen again thats why I need an admin from steamrep to check and verify our items
Mint: I Kill For Free | S> K 1.59€: Sorry for being skeptical mate, I just got scammed 1300$ worth of items and I dont want that to happen again thats why I need an admin from steamrep to check and verify our items
Mint: like this?
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Mint: *Mic drop

I started to get really suspicious after he was supposedly offering me his 1300 key unusual for mime i was pricing one tenth of the price. So I looked him up on bp.tf.

23 scamming reports, all the same.

So, I copied that bit from the last person he scammed with a different name, which was an exact copy he said to him. Overall, I'm feeling pretty good with myself for that roast.