After some coaxing from my good friend, Idi Amin and America, I hereby on this day declare Israel to be recognised by Iran. Israel is now a country in the eyes of Iran, and we as civilised Iranians do not serve to antagonize or destroy Israel any longer. May Jews and Muslims live in PEACE!

Long live Iran!

I want everyone in chat. WAR COUNCIL.

Our Ugandan brothers are in a war with Finland against their bewitched Empress, Josephine, and we may be sending troops to help our Ugandan allies. I would like you all the vote for WAR with the barbarians and their evil lying witch of a ruler, Josephine! If we were to invade Finland, the plan would be this:

We gather our generals and troops.
We ask for right of passage from the Ottomans and Russians.
We invade south Finland to link up with Idi's forces.
We then advance on the capital Helsinki and depose the Empress Josephine then put Idi on the throne and divide Finland up between the allies (us).

This war shall affect each and every one us, so vote below for WAR with the Finnish and their bewitched Empress!

Long live Iran!

We need generals now so sign up please! We need brave experienced people to defend Iran!

Long live Iran!

As of now I am declaring war on Western Confederation. Why? Well, because their leader has accused me, Anwar Sadat, Saddam Hussein and others of being clones of Idi Amin. He goes round deleting our votes and generally being insulting. I'll show the fool. We are now at war with Western Confederation! We need generals immediately!

Long live Iran!