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Then he pressed 'X' to respawn.
So I have a fan fiction for you..
Jacob was up late at night and he was typing away at his computer and giggling at his friends. And then his daddy kicks open the door holding a 12 gauge, and says "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU UP?" And Jacob says "Daddy I'm sorry please! But his dad was like "JACOB ARE YOU DOING DRUGS?" But jacob says "Daddy no! I'm not! I promise!"
- Colon