Starfish are OP

At 10:30am Bernie Sanders was found in his capitalist apartment, wearing his bathrobe and anime USSR slippers, while playing Fortnite on his Xbox. One gamer said, "I never thought his aim would be better then his political knowledge". Bernie was banned two days later due to his outragious comments, claiming that V-Bucks were the new BitCoin. EpicGames only had one thing to say: "Fortnite is know for lamas not a hammer and sickle."