Han Solo is Killed by his Son Kylo Ren

Mace dindu isn't a jedi
The white ♥♥♥♥♥ is luke's daughter
The two shack up
The droid is a cuck beta
Luke gets maybe 30 seconds of screen time
The ice planet is a giant deathstar called the "starkiller" and blows up entire solar systems
The movie is a tonal, thematic and plot remake of episode 4

The action and sets are okay tbhfam might sneak in and see it myself

JJ Abrams is a hack