- - !Become a Squishy Turd today! - -

What's a squishy turd you ask?
It's simply a piece of ♥♥♥♥, just alot more squishy than a regular piece of ♥♥♥♥.

Be a good piece of ♥♥♥♥ and you might be turd of the week.

Enjoy your stay!