Anyone to deny Smarf's almighty perception and authority, may they be smitten down with great vengance. May their limbs be separated from their torsos by the willingless of the preeminent machete of pure righteousness. And may they be eaten slowly, by the grinding teeth of the one true cook, the soul collector, the dealer of judgement.

Our philosophy.

On behalf of the cooks, we welcome you. If you have any questions, feel free to post in the forums.

- The cooks.