We are the Son's of Betty. Our mission is to spread the word of the Creator. Of Betty.

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This isn't a story based on true facts. This story is a fact. This is history. The real history.

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First, there was... nothing. Like, nothing, nothing, just a new game file. Codes, and codes.
First, they created the Ter... You really wanna know how they created Rust? Like Step by step? What do you think this is, some kind of "How to make a game about naked people"!? We are teaching history, not Game Desgin, geez!
Alright, so where were we? Oh yeah, the creation.
Well, it took one hell of a while. Like, ONE BIG HELL, they aren't even finished yet for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake! But so is the world. So is your life. Yeah, you gonna die one day. Tragic, isn't it?
But not really.
Well, after the first "week" (more like decade), the gods decided that the ga-I mean, the world was good enough.
And so there was the Alpha test of Rust.
The first player was xX♥♥♥♥♥Slayer69Xx, he was a 12 years old kid who....
Gosh, you really wanna know EVERY SINGLE PLAYER'S LIFESTORY?
For Me Sakes, you should get a job or something, geez. I'm not telling you everyones lifestory, no I'm not. Let's skip on a little, shall we?
Ok then. huh, let me see, when did that guy first appeared... Oh, it was on the land...
The land of US EAST- 8/15/ Wiped/ Vanilla/ No Dura / Airdrops / Active Ad.
He was born near the Big Rad Town. The radiation would give any human child freaking brain cancer, but he was not a human. He was a god on a players skin. He was...
Betty.
Now you might say "But that's a girls name". If you say so, you will burn for eternity on the flames of hell, because BETTY IS NOT A GIRLS NAME!