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and hello everyone.
Please Sub!!!
Or something like that.
☻/ This is your mum, she is
/▌ secretly seeing Bob. But soon
/ \ you may call him Daddy.
"That's disgusting!" shouts the girl.
"It's the dog," proclaims the guy.
"Don't blame him," she replies, "he was cooked perfectly."
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best quote
"No matter how good she looks some other guy is sick an tired of putting up with her ♥♥♥♥"
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Jack said to Jill "Try on my pants."
Jill said, "I can't do that, they are too big."
...Jack said, "Exactly, always remember I wear the pants in this house and always will."
Jill said, "You try on my panties."
Jack said, "I'll never get in them."
Jill said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your attitude, you never will.
You'll crack a smile if you dont, well...sorry to be the one to tell you this
but there's something wrong with you.
I apologize like CEO manager of BP did some time ago... We're So Sorry! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRyX1tC2OS0