HOLY ♥♥♥♥ 87 MEMBERS, let go for 100 everyone, were nearly there. Also, our upcoming server that we at The Shrek Master Race have promised you guys for a while now is nearly complete and will become public as soon as posible. We will be running the server 24/7 so everyone can have fun and enjoy themselves and have fun whenever they'd like, here with The Shrek Master Race.

-xXx_Dankineer_xXx

Today we give our everlasting Danks to our Ogrelord Shrek. For all the MLG jollys he has given us, and the friends he has allowed us to make. We dank thy Ogrelord for all the miracals he has allowed us to see, and for the AWP reskins that have let us quickscope all of the world's beautiful turkeys and pigs so we may feast on them and give danks to our Ogrelord Shrek.

Oh, and invite your friends to the group and I will give you my everlasting danks.

-xXx_Dankineer_xXx/xXx_Shrekinator_xXx

Hey everyone its me Shrek The Ogre and in here to lay down some rules about our upcoming server. Tell me what you guys think and what changes might help.

1. Unless your the server owner/head admin next to me), no hacking of any kind or you will be banned. Plain and simple.
(WILFORDS EDIT: you will be given 3 chances, and then you will be permabanned.)

2. No abusing or demeaning other players in any way as well as targeting (unless they are imature 8yr old squeaking little ♥♥♥♥♥ that need to be deposed of).

3. No trade offers through voice chat unless thier aren't a lot of people on the server. This is to avoid chaos throughout chat. EX: 6 people, 3 per team.
(WILFORDS EDIT: ignore this rule as AJ (Shrek) is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ )

4. Micspaming is fine unless people tell you to stop. If they do(especialy if it's an admin) THEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP! Oh, and no Shrek is Love Shrek is Life, thats my thing (cuz im Shrek).

This was all I can think of right now, but I am open to suggestions.

Have a good one

-Shrek The Ogre


NOW FOR WILFORDS RULES!!!!

-do not spawncamp


-no sharking/scamming


-do not abuse donator powers(this goes for you too moderators)


-do not abuse/ harass other people on their skill level EX: do not call them names. (unless they really do ♥♥♥♥, then its ok.)


-do not disrespect staff, (unless its "shrek the ogre" / aj)


-don't abuse rtd


DO NOT BEG FOR ITEMS! but repeatedly sending trade offers thru chat is OK


-do not beg for donator postitions unless you have something to donate
and If you want to donate, ONLY DONATE TO ME as I am the only one who can give you permissions.


you can micspam


-teletraps are ok, even perfferd


- do not have illegal butsecks


-spycrabbing is permitted without staff, BUT ONLY UNDER A BILLS HAT! ANYTHING ELSE REQURIES STAFF AS MIDDLEMANS to prevent scamming(btw we are not responsibe for anything that is lost for under a bills hat as we do not moderate those trades) (( ONLY ADMINS COUNT AS STAFF FOR SPYCRBBING! MODS AND DONATORS ARE NOT STAFF!)


-NO RAFFLEING unless given permission by any1 above a moderator level



-do not steal my super mega ultra awesome rare pepes.



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POST comments below about anything of the new server, and ill try my best to answer them!

ok first things first

DO NOT BEG FOR ADMIN POSTIONS apply in a discussion that I am making.

DO NOT ASK WHEN I AM GOING TO FINALIZE THE SERVER! I wil post an announcement.

SHREK THE OGRE is the head admin end of story.

sourcemod is being an ass so it will take a long time for it to work, so give it time.

there are donator postions avalible they are donator and donator+ and the donator+ will have a custom tag

the price for donator is 5 keys

donator plus is 15 keys

only I can give you donator privleges DO NOT ASK ADMINS OR SHREK (aj).

super donator plus is 25 keys and it also makes you very eligible for mod/ admin powers! ( I will post a discussion fo the powers of all the donator positions.

the first 25 people that join the server will get custom tags!

we are using the maps hans fortress and neonheights v150

THE RANKING IS
normal user
donator
donator+
super donator plus
moderator
admin
head admin (aj/ shrek the ogre)
owner( wilford, me)
it wont be a 24/7 server, but ill try my best to keep it up all of the time

IF YOU BECOME AN ADMIN/MOD I need you to add me on Skype to keep u updated on changes / updates to the server.

NO HACKING! except me

DO NOT IMPERSONATE ADMINS/ MODS

DO NOT SELL NOCLIP / ANY FEATURES TO A NORMAL USER unless u ask me first

MORE features will be added when I get the server up and running


(shrek the ogre) are allowed to severely abuse their powers