Korea

It was the year, 2169 a.d, and WWIII was coming to an end. The USA had fallen, and North Korea finally took over the South. Not only did North Korea capture the penis, but they were the ones to annex the USA as well. Everyone got scared, they didn't know what to do. Until, out of the shadows, hope appeared.

It was Kim Jong Un :D! Everyone was like, '♥♥♥♥♥ dafuq is he gonna help us with', but it was too late. Kim Jong Un got out his big 8=====D and started fapping. Nukes were flying out of his penis, bombing every other country not under his control. Many died that year, around 7 billion people were killed, but Kim Jong Un was not done.

Kim Jong Un wanted more. He was not satified. Korea flourished, making better anime, discovering hundreds of new technologies, from robots to black hole generators. Kim told his sons, SuicidalBearAttack and 360NoScopeMcSwaggins, to send out two armies, both with 10 billion units. He told them this, "연기 잡초 일상."

360 sent his army to take over alien-inhabited planets, while Suicidal left a bit of army to reinforce conquered planets. Kim Jong Un lived up to his dream, and became the Ruler of the Universe.
The End.


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