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Bud the human's a ♥♥♥♥♥-ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his small-♥♥♥♥♥♥' quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife, and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "this big," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Bud the Human you've got a small ♥♥♥♥, It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: that's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows-- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the EARTH. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'm pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too!