Hail ♥♥♥♥♥

-The Nine Satanic Statements-

♥♥♥♥♥ represents indulgence instead of abstinence.
♥♥♥♥♥ represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams.
♥♥♥♥♥ represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit.
♥♥♥♥♥ represents kindness to those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on ingrates.
♥♥♥♥♥ represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek.
♥♥♥♥♥ represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires.
♥♥♥♥♥ represents man as just another animal who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual development", has become the most vicious animal of all.
♥♥♥♥♥ represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification.
♥♥♥♥♥ has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as he has kept it in business all these years.

-The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth-

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
When in another's home, show them respect or else do not go there.
If a guest in your home annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
Do not harm little children.
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

-The Nine Satanic Sins-

Stupidity
Pretentiousness
Solipsism
Self-deceit
Herd Conformity
Lack of Perspective
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies
Counterproductive Pride
Lack of Aesthetics