We are the Cult of the Balcony.

Everyday, we make sacrifices to the Gods of the Balcony. The process is simple; All you need to do, is find a candidate light enough for you to throw, and you throw them off the highest balcony in the building you are currently staying at, visiting or living in. The Gods will (hopefully) accept your sacrifice, and will let you live... for now. You will need to perform these sacrifices daily in order to reach Balcony Heaven. If you defy the laws the Gods have provided us with, you will be thrown off the balcony by the Balcony Gods themselves.

CULTISTS AT THIS RATE

10 - Fascinating.
30 - Excellent.
72 - The virgins will make great sacrifices.
100 - It is done.
250 - Possibly.
666 - The Gods will be Proud.
1,500 - Not at this rate.

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*throws you off a balcony*: REMASTERED

28. elokuuta 2018 - buddy holly | 0 kommenttia

*throws you off a balcony*

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Friendly reminder not to abuse the announcements

6. joulukuuta 2016 - el siggy | 0 kommenttia

fuck you rusty

don't even know what to call you, you change your name so much

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