We praise the smg for our god sniper

Sniper was the creator of the universe by trowing a jarate out in the middle of darkness than all you would here is JARATE and then a giant explosion. Many years has passed and the Universe has been created and still is fully expanding. Many more years earth is created and Snipers creations learned to adept and evolve with thier environment. Many more years later sniper blessed a Support main(tenically) with the Festive Australium SMG and has found this religion(MuniE was the man who was blessed with it) and therefore to this day we worship the SMG and our god Sniper