You'll never catch me alive!

It's come to our attention that SLip and his Syrian pals have obtained nuclear weapons. Now I'm going to expose SLip for: planning to destroy the great wall of China with his newly possed nuclear weaponsp; as to why, well we may never know. #SLaythemonster.

ATTENTION!: Slip called a hit on the Commander of the Task Force. I've been placed as the new Commander by order of Master of Flex: Boi. We now control northern Sweden. It seems that Slip has managed to escape the rival gang, and has made his way down to southern Sweden. We now have to fight the Syrian gang in order to capture Slip. As Bob Sherwood has stated we need all able hands willing to lay down their life for a bigger cause to join us and #slaythemonster. I will keep you posted...

If anyone would like to join the cause, this thread is open to anyone. Any reports of SLip's abuse can also be posted. #slaythemonster.

Good news! The meeting went well. We've dicovered some locations where Slip may be hiding from our little birdies in the east. We now think that he's moved on to Sweden for the blonde babes that the muslims have been targeting. My little birdies have also told me that Slip has been fighting a rival gang of Syrian "refugee's" to get at those blonde babes first. We now have our Special Task Force on a mission to catch him and secure the objective. Be warned... Slip is no joke, Lives will be lost. Good luck team.

Our Glorious Leader Flex and Co-Founder Bob, It's an honor to hear from you once again. This dastardly news I'm hearing about is just so surpising... To think Slip would go this far over the edge just to hvh in csgo. I'm being transported to the bunker as I type this see you soon. Peace, love and hugs 9/11 was a controlled demolition of 3 Iconic US buildings stay safe.

Now in the bunker with Co-Leader Master of Flex:Boi; to furthermore off of Master's last message, SLiP just can't be trusted. I found a note with a shoe that belonged to my wife; the note said "Nobody Slips the SLiP man!" Now is our chance to catch this PRedator of the web of lies he's strung! Back atcha Boi.

Hey Bob! Good to hear from the Co-Leader once in a while! Well anyways, Slip's been on the loose ever since he started downloading hacks that he thought were walls but turnbs out they were microscopic brain syncs designed to make you steal children from the hands of hard working American's and tuirn them into drug cartels and hollywood elites for a large sum on money not yet disclosed since Slip's disappearance last week. Furthermore Bob, we have much to discuss on the topic at hand. Meet me at my bunker.

I'd like to inform you all on the scam at hand. We've beenn brought together under the false pretenses of this group, which is: by joining this group you have all accepted to be a product of SLiP's sex ring. This absurd man took my sister and is still refusing to return her, he told me verbatim "If you want her back take her place." I refuse to be a sex slave, which is why I am on a remote computer somewhere you'll never know Slippery snake. If you have been sexually assualted by Slippery boi I taking invoices. I'd like to here from you all #metoo.

Hey everyone and welcome to my clan! First off I would just like to state that I am in fact the leader of the humble organization. If you want to give me money feel free to send me a trade offer and the government has been adding chemicals to our great country's tap water since the late 80's. This chemical compound is currently only known as Serum 287. This along with synthetic flouride has been used to controled the masses into voting for Hillary. Make sure to use a filter before you drink from your tap.

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