>I log onto the the forums
>Get banned by Frazer
>Get on my knees and pray to shrek
>Shrek bursts into the forum
>He flames everybody
>Frazer trys to ban him
>Shrek shoves his ogre ♥♥♥♥ up his nose and into his brain
>Frazer dies
>Shrek whispers in my ear
>"Its all ogre now laddie"
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life