Welcome to Saint Gaben Church. Gaben Bless you.

Welcome to Saint Gaben Church. Saint Gaben is the saint of Steam related issues and the protecter of Evil. Saint Gaben has protected us from the Evil Three. You see Half-Life 3 is a creation of Nabe Gewell, Saint Gaben's cyber cheeseburger android experiment gone horribly wrong! We hold mass every sunday in honory of Gaben's deeds.