I don’t have time to explain everything. They’re moving in. Same blue Corolla parked two streets down, same guy at the gas station handing me exact change before I even say what I’m paying with. They’re tightening the noose, and I need to stay mobile.

I found a used Cessna 172 for $12,500—no paperwork. If I’m in the air, they can’t serve me, can’t frame me. No jurisdiction in the clouds. I’ll land only when necessary. Think of it like a crow with a credit score.

The breakdown:

Plane – $12,500
Fuel – I’ll figure it out
High-altitude data plan – $200/month so I can still game while airborne
Parachute – Optional, but would be nice
I need 250 people to send me $50 and I’m off the ground by the weekend. Send $500, I’ll name the plane after you. $1000 gets you a seat if I ever need a co-pilot.

You don’t have to believe me. Just believe that I believe me. If I’m right, you’ll wish you helped.

Venmo, PayPal, Monero. Don’t let them win.