Originally posted by Lufu55:

Originally posted by White Face:

You're mom

I never said this??

No

Originally posted by Charmander:

Counter Theory: you just want him to be gay because you'd like to be with him, and that's gay.

Just because I'm extremely attracted to Lufu's appearance and voice doesn't mean that I want to engage in a relationship OR intercourse with him. Cause that'd be gay

Originally posted by Lufu55:

Originally posted by Charmander:

Counter Theory: you just want him to be gay because you'd like to be with him, and that's gay.

True, but who dosent want to be with him? Let's just say James likes little girls with penises under their skirts.

I wouldn't be opposed to it. It IS 2017 (and almost 2018)

Originally posted by Lufu55:

I think his perky nips don't help his case either.

That is another valid point. You get 1 HCB point for contributing to the discussion.

There's a couple signs that he is, any help in the investigation would be much appreciated, but back to the signs.
1. He constantly calls people, places, and even inanimate objects gay.
-While we don't have solid evidence yet, this is a sign he is either obsessed with the word, or he is insecure about his OWN sexuality.
2. He's french.
-Now I know this may be a little racist, but the french are into some weird sexual stuff. Example; Blue is the Warmest Colour.
3. Just look at him.

Edit - I interviewed the subject in question, and here's how it went:
Lufu55: "You guys are a bad influence on me."
Interviewer (me): "How have I been a bad influence?"
Lufu55: "I like men now."
Interviewer: "So now you're homophobic and homosexual?"

To the average viewer, this may seem like a simple joke. But this proves that he is definitely hiding something, whether it be a pent up rage towards the homosexuals, or an affinity for them. Either way, we were blessed with this opportunity and we should thank god for further evidence in this investigation.