All hail the one true god, may we pray for his return.

:The five commandments of Ramsey are as follows:

1: Ramsey teaches us forgiveness.
2: Ramsey teaches us charity.
3: Ramsey teaches us to not be a ♥♥♥♥.
4: Ramsey teaches us to waste not want not.
5: Ramsey teaches us that we are all equal.

Note: Those most devout will be invited to the inner sanctum