We eat raccoon ♥♥♥♥ for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner

This may sound like im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with you but im not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal dis- ease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Google it if you want. Essentially i dont get enough blood flow to my ears so they are slowly freezing, and they will soon fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There is no cure but there is one treatment. I need to warm my ears constantly to save my life and the only material soft enough is the inner thigh of a pretty girl. So i need you to sit on my face. For medical reasons.