PUNCHCAT

1) PUNCHCAT always refers to himself in the thirdperson.
2) PUNCHCAT does not wear clothes, only wrist irons and really fancy jewelry.
3) PUNCHCAT refers to all living entities as "punchables."
4) PUNCHCAT does not punch women unless otherwise provoked to do so.
5) PUNCHCAT uses no weapons, armor, magic (besides healing magic), or other items (such as potions).
6) PUNCHCAT goes to jail and/or pays fines as few times as possible. If confronted by authority, PUNCHCAT JUST PUNCHES!!!
7) If PUNCHCAT comes across alcohol, he must immediately take and drink it, no matter what the consequences.
8) If PUNCHCAT comes across meat or anything carrying meat, he must immediately kill whomever or whatever is carrying the meat, take the meat, and eat it, no matter what the consequences.
9) PUNCHCAT feels only two emotions: rage and PUNCH!!!
10) PUNCHCAT speaks as little as possible. PUNCHCAT HATES TO TALK! HE ONLY LIKES TO PUNCH!