I’m making a Relative Awesomeness Chart (RAC) help me fill in the blanks

most awesomeness

glorious dragon master race
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tf2
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bagel with cream cheese
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mud
snot
dirt
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fart jokes
the same fart joke 3 times in a row
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fascism
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ugly boring garbage


more blanks can be added, this chart will be updated whenever I feel like it.