Welcome to the board meeting, O5-[REDACTED]

You know why you are here.
If you don't then you must be here on late-notice.
Several Siberian Sites are under extreme threat from GOI advances.
We have relocated you all here to discuss how we can resolve these issues with our own Weimar Government.

This is for the security of Site-[REDACTED].
Let's get to a solution as quick as possible before there is a XK-Class End-Of-The-World Scenario.