Smell our musk as we droop our snot upon your face.

If you try to run away into the caves, you will find mysterious and magical creatures called "Nerdlings". The only way to save your life there, is to have a very thick book on hand, as it's their favorite. Your only path to safety is to throw a big manual near the nesting site and run for the Holy Toilet Grail, flushing yourself out of the darkness!