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I pick my map, beloved Dust two,
I join CT, the team that's blue.
I open up the shop to get a gun,
because with the Negev, I must have fun.

My feet planted at point A,
I must banish my foes away.
Not one, not two, not three or four
I have my Negev to win a war.

I perch like an eagle on a crate
but now's no time to celebrate.
The enemies are coming, to plant at B,
Yet there are none that I see

I am the last one left alive,
its five on one, one on five.
I hear a noise!
Its time to be a Negev Boy

I throw the AWP on the floor,
Now it's really time for gore.
I grab my Negev, long and true
but now it's time, to review.

The Negev is good,
but it's misunderstood
It always gives me a grin,
because the Negev always wins.



M4A4's so fantastic
especially with the Griffon, its majestic.
With it in hand I can do magic.
Heck, I can become psycotic!

But I don't like it's friend,
it's not quite a godsend.
I can pretend to like it,
but with the M4A1-S I can't ever ascend.

The Knight? Yuck.
And the Masterpeice is absolute muck.
At least the A4 skins don't suck.
Like the Griffon, which makes me awestruck.

The Griffon makes want to Cakaw!
Just look at them long sharp claws!
You should run away, its the law,
The fear it strikes will leave you in awe.

The M4A4's really great
It was love at first site, its fate.
I don't use it for the price, im no cheapskate.
Too bad eveyone underestimates!