I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

Hansel: Why don't you Derelick... my balls?
Derek Zoolander: I can Derelick my own balls, thank you.

Derek Zoolander: Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features doesn't mean that we still can't not die in a freak gasolinefight accident.

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants?

Derek Zoolander: Moisture is the essence of wetness.




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