MuFiN

I recently was walking through the forest of Dino D-Day when out of the corner of my eye, I saw it. It was a microraptor soaring through the sky! I grabbed my blunt, lit it, took out my Intervention, and shot. The Intervention wasn't enough to kill it, so I took out another blunt, got a little too stoned, and shot at it again, but I used my Ballista this time. I missed once, due to my stone I was enduring, and it spat at me. I was blinded and rolled down a hill because I couldn't see anything, and found myself deserted. I took out my tactical insertion, laid it down, and the beam attracted help. Coco5737 came out of a helicopter, and died from fall damage. The helicopter crashed due to a T-Rex eating it, and soon the T-Rex came running at me. I threw a blunt on the floor (because dinosaurs are naturally attracted to blunts) and sniped it while it was distracted. I had killed a T-Rex for the first time in my life. I was so happy that I had killed it, started texting willlew on AIM messenger, and-I woke up. It was all a hallucination that my massive stoning created. Crack is wack.
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Also, psshlikeaboss was the dinosaur.
R.I.P in pieces-psshlikeaboss
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