Mista the RUTHLESS MATREP LEADER (MmM)

The legendary matrep of matreps aka known as Mista, is a household name throughout the world. Legend has it that he used his signature matrep chicken fist and defeated an army of Ah Bengs numbering 2000000 people. His almighty muscles generate enough power in his body and when he shouts, "HASTA LA MISTA BABY!", he becomes...the awesome and fearless HULK. It is also a well known fact that Mista the Matrep of Matreps smokes 100000 packs of cigarettes a day and uses his amazing matrep power to convert the smoke to oxygen. It was published in the Matrep Magazine that Mista the Matrep of Matreps has 2000 ladies to serve him day and night, and one lady said, "MISTA THE MATREP OF MATREPS IS SO CUTE WITH HIS BULGING MUSCLES and he's so good on the bed!" To add on to this Mista the Matrep of Matreps has this amazing ability to pleasure 2424 woman at any one time.

However, Mista the Matrep of Matreps has a spelling defiency that affects his ability to type properly. He is well known for choa hu kang camp, b1, kerboard, CHIOCUI and much more.


Do not, DO NOT offend MMM - MISTA THE MATREP OF MATREPS.

(Eh fug you la Mista you Matrep)