Merčenary ZE Squad

I'll have you know that I solo'd mako extreme 3 hellz with 400 ping on a laggy no-steam server with no wind. I sucked off bloody killer while dodging westersand lasers and using !hide command and took a nice screenshot with 0 damage to zombies while leading surf facility on nide with a bad team. I also have a GTX 220 with a ♥♥♥♥ CPU and 15 fps yet I still made it into ESK.

I'll have you know that I started smoking weed everyday like valerio and watched every one of KEY's ZE Tutorials to become a professional. I requested to join every elite group while training deadcore offline to solo on Net4All just to join XOE.

I'll have you know that I forced myself to play on GFL everyday while sucking off every member in the discord and played mg on Noctali's server just to have a chance to join GES.

I'll have you know that I pay $4 a month to become an admin on NiDE just to impress maus and join EPC.

Okay.

Practiced Grau, Mist, Deadcore, Wanderers, Rush B, Cosmo Canyon, Predator Ultimate, Gris offline, researched all information about the maps, can't wait to play next week. X)

Yesss

SEA Ultimate Autism Squad ?

Inv Starslayer LOL