Why hello there everyone, It seems like its been a year since we've done something as a group (mainly cuz it has been D:), but coming up on the 29th of October is something I hope will revive activity of the group. A new battle between the UMLF and the SBGF will be hosted on SRH at the date previously mentioned. There are only so many slots for each team so go and sign your ass up here: http://forum.seriousroleplayinghell.com/index.php?topic=2562.0
and trade that sewing machine for a gun and an evening full of men shouting at each other and killing each other, just how God intended.

UMLF: 1
SBGF: 1
After being soundly raped during the first battle, SBGF raged, brought in more banana-zombie-slave meatshields, and made a new base, leaving the first one as a decoy to throw off our valiant crusader army of melon warriors. However, this did not deter the elite squad of banana killers, and once our army was at their gates, they unleashed a horde of aimbotting, weapon spawning beasts of war to spawncamp our glorious fields of spawning. However, we managed to hold our ground for but a few minutes more before they let loose their ultimate weapon: Zoey with a para.
This new opponent was unstoppable in every way. Utilizing the black magic of aimbot, and the unholy arts of weapon spawning, it was able to not only drive back the knights of the holy melon, but also suppress our reinforcements by cutting down the new replacements as they spawned.
This was a dark 4 1/2 hours for the United Melon Liberation Front, but we must not forget the origional, fair victory by our troops at the start of the battle, when Szymon's chariot of almighty rape carried our soldiers into the dark heart of the SBGF fortress, and Luke and Shady's team elite commandos unleashed a furious torrent of C4 upon their walls, only to discover that they had not even made a banana to capture, thus rendering the contest completely unfair, and leaving us as the rightful victors.

We have fought tenaciously for the glory of the Iron Melon, and our struggle has been rewarded with hope, for the great demigod Porkus has forseen retaliation, and triumph by our hands!
And our triumph may be near, as Luke is planning a gathering of epicness upon the arrival of xmas.

9:29 PM - [UMLF]Luke Skywalker: 7894
9:30 PM - [UMLF]Luke Skywalker: is the secret code to the christmas party
9:30 PM - [UMLF] Porkus (SRH): :O

So rejoice, my brothers! For glorious victory will soon be upon us!

Join SRH.

the title says it all.

If you have registered for the fight, chech your SRH forums profile for the password to the event. Please know what squad you are on before you join. Event will start @ 5:30 pm eastern time, 4:30 pm central time, 3:30 pm mountain time, 2:30 pacific. There, now you can't ♥♥♥♥♥ that timezones made u miss it.