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Hawk 30 Jan, 2013 @ 8:33am
Stupidest Players You Have Encountered in MvM
Well, the obvious: people who go spy or sniper and don't have the tours to back up the class choice. I don't care if you're good, I don't trust you if you're on your first or second tour. Switch out. Also mydicks. I don't like them.

Recently I played with a demo who was on his first expert Mannworks mission. He refused to upgrade the sticky laucher (used only the grenade launcher), refused to listen to my advice and the advice of another experienced player (he had 14 tours, I had 30), and continuously said he was dealing with medics when he only took out about half of them. His explanation for his stupidity: I am a pro player that doesn't use the sticky because it's too overpowered. Obviously we kicked him. I switched to demo and we beat the mission next try. Coincidence? Nope.
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Hawk 17 Feb, 2013 @ 8:45pm 
New winner: sniper joins. Goes huntsman. I warn him. His response: I can't snipe so I use the huntsman.

Fuck you.
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X3N1A 21 Feb, 2013 @ 9:38am 
I've got another beautiful story. A player came in the 3 or 4 wave and went to spy. I was a bit quiet because I had already seen good spies in expert. The first Fail read not long in coming. I told him he should please sap the Medics. And he asked me why he should do that, that would be illogical ......I went out, because I could not keep from laughing....
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Barcodereader 19 Apr, 2013 @ 2:36am 
Once got a scout who refused to pick up money because "it wasn't his job"
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Zilenan 4 May, 2013 @ 1:25pm 
I once saw An Engineer who went Gunslinger on wave 666 and said

"I use Gunslinger because it's OP"
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Veris 4 May, 2013 @ 8:30pm 
I once got kicked by an engineer for hitting his dispenser in intermediate with an axtinguisher.
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raw 5 May, 2013 @ 6:35am 
Well one time on bigrock a medic joined and got the crusaders crossbow. Meanwhile, im soldier on the front lines doing well. I get set on fire by a pyro I yell medic. He doesnt even attempt to heal me. Not even with his crusaders. Even though he was hiding behind a rock a few feet away. This went on for the whole game. The sad thing is, he probally caused more deaths on the Red team than the Blu.
Last edited by raw; 5 May, 2013 @ 6:35am
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Zilenan 5 May, 2013 @ 10:42am 
Originally posted by Kim Jong Un:
Well one time on bigrock a medic joined and got the crusaders crossbow. Meanwhile, im soldier on the front lines doing well. I get set on fire by a pyro I yell medic. He doesnt even attempt to heal me. Not even with his crusaders. Even though he was hiding behind a rock a few feet away. This went on for the whole game. The sad thing is, he probally caused more deaths on the Red team than the Blu.
Must've been a damn Battle Medic
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giju 7 May, 2013 @ 12:27pm 
A Heavy tried to votekick me because I pushed him off a ledge before the mission started, even though he didn't take any falling damage at all.
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Zilenan 7 May, 2013 @ 4:09pm 
Myself, since I'm bad at MVM and I still play it :D
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akesi U 10 May, 2013 @ 1:38pm 
Once there was this Pyro on Mecha Engi (I think he was like eleven judging from his mic). I told him to use Phlog to toake out the tanks, but he said "No, I need to airblast!" Not a single airblast was made that day.
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snuffbait HOOHAHA 10 May, 2013 @ 4:59pm 
My friends votekicked me from a game because I missed 9 dollars, and they said "NOW WE WON'T GET GOLD MK. II SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP AND RUINED OUR CHANCES"
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A_COOC 10 May, 2013 @ 8:15pm 
I played medic healed a heavy aka some 9 year old he told me to gtfo and stop stealing his kills, he made a vote kicked and the team was stupid and voted yes.
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snacks 13 May, 2013 @ 4:46am 
This stupid medic woulden't even heal anyone but a heavy.
I was on fire and was low on health, i ran for a health packet and that medic just took it >:C
Then when i complained about him being a useless medic, he respond with "WELL NOT MY FAULT FOR HELPING THE TEAM" so i just started a vote against the guy and he got kicked C:
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biblereader666 12 Jun, 2013 @ 8:13pm 
This scout just joins the game (i was playing as a scout) and we told him that we didn't need another scout. He was the shittiest scout ever, he refused to collect the money, used the shortstop,winger and the boston basher. So we decided to vote kick his ass. Oh, and one more thing, his last words were "Wow, u guys r fagets u just jelly of my skillz".
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Sedra 15 Jun, 2013 @ 3:22pm 
I was playing scout once, with one of the best loadouts for MVM and another scout joins, he's using the candy cane, and he's clueless as to why he keeps getting killed by demomen and soldiers. he's attempting to melee a tank, and he blames US for losing. Also, when we ask him to switch weapons, or switch class, he responds with "F@#K YOU MY EPIC CANE SKILLZ ARE TOO AWESOME" When we attempted to votekick him, the vote failed and he then tried to votekick ME, which then failed. Speaking of votekicks, i had just joined a server with my friend, as soon as we joined, there were 3 people with the same clan tag, who then votekicked us for no reason whatsoever.
Alternatively, after we failed a mission, someone said "I'll go heavy, you 5 go medic and heal me."
Last edited by Sedra; 28 Jun, 2014 @ 8:55pm
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