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HOW TO MAKE CHURCH BADASS: KICKING BOREDOMS ASS 101

2016 年 5 月 18 日 - !TRAINER CHUCK! | 0 条留言

1) Enter playing "Thunderstruck" and do a sick powerslide down the aisle.

2) Place baby ducks in the holy water for people to play with and pet.

3) Start a mosh pit during songs

4) Violently kick the seat in front of you. It's practice for your lightening kicks and gives a soothing Chuck made message chair for the row in front of you.

5) Leave presents in the collection plate for Jesus (possilby a waffle maker?).

6) Bring your own guitar and try to lead the choir in AC/DC's "back in black", they'll catch on once you start SHREDDING!

7) Release owls. Owls are natural christians.

8) Everytime you hear "amen" take a shot.

9) Try to start "The Wave" everytime theres a silence, it fills it with fun!

10) Juggle quietly

2016 年 5 月 18 日 - !TRAINER CHUCK! | 0 条留言

1) Never wash your hands, you'll build an insane germ tolerance. WATCH AS YOUR FOES PERISH AND YOU BECOME A KICKASS IMMORTAL GOD!

2) Put bars of soap in strategic areas, like other people's tailpipes for emergency hand washing effectiveness.

3) If you're sick don't go to the doctor, go to your local library. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!

4) Hospitals are for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, patch up that open wound with a nice pair of fuzzy slippers and hot coco.

5) When faced with hypothermia sing some hot soothing Jon Bon Jovi to heat that burning passion inside.

6) Refer severe bleeding as a "spaghetti sauce spill" because everyone likes spaghetti and will feel bad you spilled the key ingredient.

7) If given a bandaid, say "I will cherish this" and bury it in the forest like a pirate. Cus pirates are cool, bandaids aren't

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