1) Enter playing "Thunderstruck" and do a sick powerslide down the aisle.

2) Place baby ducks in the holy water for people to play with and pet.

3) Start a mosh pit during songs

4) Violently kick the seat in front of you. It's practice for your lightening kicks and gives a soothing Chuck made message chair for the row in front of you.

5) Leave presents in the collection plate for Jesus (possilby a waffle maker?).

6) Bring your own guitar and try to lead the choir in AC/DC's "back in black", they'll catch on once you start SHREDDING!

7) Release owls. Owls are natural christians.

8) Everytime you hear "amen" take a shot.

9) Try to start "The Wave" everytime theres a silence, it fills it with fun!

10) Juggle quietly