Only by many bullets, does a man know himself.

While most of The Collective have been sitting about being as lazy and fat as fat lazy people - at least three of us have been actually doing something productive!

"Who are these three scabs?" I hear you scream in outrage - and I'll tell you.

First off the Pistol King as been busy making his new website: www.cake-me-up-baby.com

Another of our number has become a mysterious ecological super hero who spends his time saving glaciers from lumberjacks and turning off wind farms to save electricity. No one knows who this ultra brave caped crusader might be - but one thing is for sure - he's obviously a fantastic amazing person with bulging trousers.

And finally, the terrifying Taek has created another compilation showcasing his awesome skills, any nubs might want to go and hide behind the sofa right about now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NtiKyBXBC4

Word has it that the military tried to capture Taek, planning to drop him behind enemy lines where he could wreak unholy havoc, but apparently when the swat team got within 500 metres of him they all wet themselves and went off crying like little girls. On the evidence of this footage - it's not hard to see why.