Hello,

I'm writing you today as your pope, and your friend. After over a decade of goofing and gaffing, joking and laughing, it is with a heavy heart that I come to you with an announcement. I did not see it fitting to simply say it to you via text, though - after all these years of our correspondence, I thought it was fitting to address you directly. Please click here to view this in video form.

Thank you for so many wonderful years,
bosstones