Lord Gaben, thank you for all the amazing sales we have had in the last months. Thank you for blessing us with great games straight from your heart. Please bless us all with more sales and more great games. In the name of Gaben, your workers and the holy summersales, Amen.

I believe in Gaben, the Father almighty, creator of steam and games, and in his workers, his only workers, who was conceived by the powers of summersales, born of the virgin wintersales, suffered under origin, was tortured with high prices, almost died, was tossed into uplay jail. He descended into depression; the third day he rose again from the depression; he ascended into gabens lap and is seated at the right hand of the father; from thence he shall come to judge the weekly sales. I believe in the summersales, the holy gaben steam group, the steam community, the forgiveness of not waiting for sales, the coming of better sales, and games everlasting. Amen

Gaben is love, amen

Thank you for CSGO Lord Gaben. Amen.