That the ride never ends and I want off

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL
SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH
YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE
WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRIEK
WE'RE SO SORRY SKELETONS
YOU'RE SO MISUNDERSTOOD
YOU ONLY WANT TO SOCIALIZE
BUT I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD
CAUSE SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SHOUT STARTLING SHRILLY SCREAMS
THEY'LL SNEAK FROM THEIR SARCOPHAGUS
AND JUST WON'T LEAVE YOU BE
SPIRITS SUPERNATURAL
ARE SHY WHATS ALL THE FUSS
BUT BAGS OF BONES SEEM SO UNSAFE
IT'S SEMI-SERIOUS!
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
ARE SILLY ALL THE SAME
THEY'LL SMILE AND SCRABBLE SLOWLY BY
AND DRIVE YOU SO INSANE
STICKS AND STONES WILL BREAK YOUR BONES
THEY SELDOM LET YOU SNOOZE
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
WILL WAKE YOU WITH A BOO!

alright guys time for another spooky tale:

1 dae, ur wit ur honi, suddnly teh fone ringz, u anzr eet und da voiz sez "wut r u doin wit my dughtr" u tel ur grill she den sez her dad iz ded...

BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?!

Publicado originalmente por Meagle Researcher #421:

Publicado originalmente por The Lightning:

They haul a record player into the PA room and start playing whatever records they can get their hands on..Much to the annoyance of the Blu team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg-Ycc-yKqY

And then..

1:Someone else takes over the story for a little while..
2: The story takes a break for now and resumes tomorrow

Continuing:

The squad elimanited the squad by the horrible ear-rape and melted the Team's face down. Charlie discovered a clue at the time. The squadran discover that the Scout was heading to Coldfront. The team carried on their voyage pasted back through Sawmill in a circle and hijacked a train to Well. 3 days later... they arrived at the stop. The base was being camped by trader's and merchants. You stop to discover to latest prices, some team members got drunk and started to sing a old retro tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndiD8V7zpAs

Pax, Arnold, and Woyne are taking interested in the latest goods in the market. Pax ordered 2 buds for Arnold and for himself. Arnold ordered an Unusual Hat extendion on the Attendant, it was Hippie effect.

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3739

Woyne ordered from Unusual Killing Gloves of Boxing: Effect: Mni-Crit while deploy & 40% movement speed on wearer and a Sticky Jumper.

You Jakes and Doctor discuss on how to find the Scout. You thought of 3 opinons to get the Scout in our hands
1. Hire Hunters to bring him here and pursue to Coldfront normally
2. Illegal enter Coldfront to find the Scout
3. Find a Wizard Babay to teleport you and your team on the other side of the country

If 1, You cna hire:
Vegas234: A Engineer that puts down any enemy for a fair price: 7.44 Refined: Time: 8 Days
STAR_: Master Rocket Jumper and Killer, He has a heavy bargain to set in place: 15 Buds Time: 15 hours
Reseting Account (Polar Bibettle): Sniper i Stealth and ruthless in melee, he can elimate tragets with ease: 14.88 Refined: Time: 4 Days and 3 hours.

You have limited currency, pick wisely.

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDIONAL PILONS

Publicado originalmente por UTAXmr. gentlehamm:

Publicado originalmente por SA Armin X (insert name here):

one dai i wakd to mah locl gamstahp and wantd 2 bai pokemanz wy sinse i alredy had beeten pokemanz ex. the gai sed he was sewwing it fo fwee so i bot it fwom him. Mah moomy picked meh up and bwat meh to mah home in owr cow and wakd hoom. i shoved mah pokemanz y into mah fwee dee ess and turned eet onn. fow some weason i saw a pikachu weeth hypa wealistic bwood dwipping fwom hees is. it said on da scween dont pway dis gaim so i pwayed it anywayz. i den naimed mah chawacter mah name mike hawk and stawted 2 plai teh gaim. eet stawtd owt nowml until i saw sewena with blud all ovah her. she den stawted a pokemanz batl with me and i fwew owt mah stawtr fwooky and shee thwew owt chespin. chespin waz black wit no eyez and bwood cumming fwm eetz eye hoolz. it den usd a moov cawed doomsdai and i died in weal loif.

soupy

thats some good soup

Publicado originalmente por Boss Of This Gym:

We are doing curling one way or another.

Glorious Republic of Texas reporting.

i think i'd represent the soviet austraila for our gloryious people and drop bears

Publicado originalmente por DS HissTheCreeper-Squid:

You are spoopy

great now i'm not gonna sleep tonight because i'm now spooped of myself

Since the olmpics are on purhaps we should have some events (with some sort of prizes) at some point

here are some sport events we could do

heavy races

hammer throw (sandvich throw)

spy crabbing

pyro tennis

shotgun heavys

pan war

heavy boxing

sniper huntsmen taunt duels

smg wars

hide and seek (with cloak and daggers)

giants vs tiny baby men

market garden fest

fans 'o war

knife fight

red light, green light

jepody

freeze tag

run from the poisonous heavy

dodge the admoon kaboose

boss fight

magic wars (helltower)

1 admin vs everyone else

first recation, last recation

simon sez

the floor is made of lava

turtle engie run

baton pass (with intel)

feel free to leave a suggestion

good evening boys and ghouls, welcome to the SPOOKY thread where hyper realistic blood and spooks are plenty

the SPOOKY rules:

feel free to write spoopy stories or share spooky storys (wether it be creepypasta or irl stories)

spookie videos are mostly allowed but be sure there not just purely slashers (in other words no jigsaw deathtraps) silly spooks are also allowed (eg: skeletons)

let us begin with a spook: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49cRG0qR46U

Publicado originalmente por Officer Iron Pootis:

Dude, you arent doing this right!
ITS TURNING TO RANDOM!

[randomness intensifys]

Publicado originalmente por Jeremopolis:

emptying? going quiet? what are you talking about?

the servers do get pretty quiet sometimes