There used to be a massive zip with the maps contained on the lazypurple site but it seems to have gone missing.

http://maps.lazypurple.net/ has most of them I think you'll have to download them one at a time also this list is out of date as well.

Hello there lazy folks! I'm working on something INTERESTING and COOL (well, sorta) a brand spanking new map tailor made (not really) for the lazy purple server (more like I had you guys in mind while making it)

and the best part is you guys get so see it in all it's PROTO-TYPE GLORY.

Hold on to your (ununsual) hats while I get up the screenshots!

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=614104007
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=614104086
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=614104041
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=614104107

NjJohnny původně napsal:

No Lanky Kong.
0/10

HE is a disgrace HE has a funny face

HERE, HERE, HERE WE GO
SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE PERFORMING FOR YOU,
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO.
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF YOU WANT TO CLAP,
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP.
HUH
D.K. DONKEY KONG
HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH, YOU KNOW HIM WELL,
HE'S FINALLY BACK, TO KICK SOME TAIL.
HIS COCONUT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS,
IF HE SHOOTS YA, IT'S GUNNA HURT.
HE'S BIGGER, FASTER, AND STRONGER TOO,
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE D. K. CREW.
HUH
D.K. DONKEY KONG
D.K. DONKEY KONG IS HERE.
THIS KONG'S GOT STYLE, SO LISTEN UP DUDES,
SHE CAN SHRINK IN SIZE TO SUITE HER MOOD.
SHE'S QUICK AND NIMBLE WHEN SHE NEEDS TO BE,
SHE CAN FLOUT THROUGH THE AIR AND CLIME UP TREES.
IF YOU CHOOSE HER, YOU'LL NOT CHOOSE WRONG,
WITH A SKIP AND A HOP, SHE'S ONE COOL KONG.
HUH
D.K. DONKEY KONG
HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NOT GRACE,
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE.
HE CAN HANDSTAND WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND STRETCH HIS ARMS OUT JUST FOR YOU,
INFLATE HIMSELF JUST LIKE A BALLOON.
THIS CRAZY KONG JUST DIGS THIS TUNE.
HUH
D.K. DONKEY KONG
D.K. DONKEY KONG IS HERE.
HE'S BACK AGAIN AND ABOUT TIME TOO
AND THIS TIME HE'S IN THE MOOD.
HE CAN FLY REAL HIGH WITH HIS JETPACK ON,
WITH HIS PISTOLS OUT, HE'S ONE COOL KONG.
HE'LL MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN HE PLAY'S HIS TUNE,
BUT KREMLINS BEWARE 'CAUSE HE'S AFTER YOU.
HUH
D.K. DONKEY KONG
HUH
FINALLY HE'S HERE FOR YOU HE'S HERE FOR YOU,
IT'S THE LAST MEMBER OF THE D.K. CREW.
THIS KONG'S SO STRONG, IT ISN'T FUNNY,
HE'LL MAKE A KREMLIN CRY OUT FOR MOMMY.
HE CAN PICK UP A BOLDER WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKE CRUSHING ROCKS SEEM SUCH A BREEZE.
HE MAY MOVE STOW, HE CAN'T JUMP HIGH,
BUT THIS KONG'S ONE HELL OF A GUY.
HUH
C'MON CRANKY TAKE IT TO THE FRIDGE
WALNUTS, PEANUTS, PINEAPPLE SMELLS,
GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS.
WALNUTS, PEANUTS, PINEAPPLE SMELLS,
GRAPES MELONS ORANGES AND COCONUT SHELLS.
OH YEAH

purhaps you should see a doctor about that.

we are gonna have to call the skeltal police

adventuretime původně napsal:

o shit dood that was good

which is ur favort spooper stody? mine is KILL-sium

1 dae, ur wit ur honi, suddnly teh phone wring, u anzr et adn de vorz sez "wurt r u doin wit me doghtr" u tell ur grll and she sez her dad is ded...

BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don't understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT

i haven't even begun to be spooky

KILL-sium

One day the night begrain, you diecide to make a midknight snack so u put the the yerst in the oven so you can eat the the eat meal of midnite but then u here the door knork but it was only tree of the mild interest you return to your jaw borner to see that your steamd harms were not stermd hems at all it was a beocome the sentiant bread it then grabd you and stole your skeletal from u and said *u red for bead know dio!" then you are the become maybe donout and mr skeltal ates you and bcomez skeletor and now you are spooped and ghost 5ever

and thats da stori of how darren the skeletor waz born.

SANIC.exe

1 dae you found a dlc lawkd disc with "sanic.exe" wrotten on it u place it into your nintendo 64 and begun played it for nose-jel-jam but den da gafic r brokeded u tink it glitch but it was spoopy hedgoh who shot out u-relistic blood from is... butt (thanks doc) and sed *oh hai i'm sanic i'm not dangorus eet all* u den spoop ur pants becoz da vidgo jam tarkd 2 u and den sanic said "lork behind u" and you scream as you saw... a BRICK WALL then you dieded den sanic disx whent 2 ebay to spoop someone elses pantaloons

hey now, your a rawk star

somebody once told you that the world was gonna roll you so you decided to get the sharpest tool in the shed, shrek was there looking kinda dumb with the shape of an L on his forhead suddenly tthe years start comeing... and the don't stop comeing you run but you hit the the ground running shrek takes ice to get really thin you might aswell take a swim, the world is on fire and you get bored of running you try to drive away but you have no fuel shrek then says *i could use a little fuel my self and we could ALL use a little change* you run away but there's so much to do and so much to see so you run on out to the backstreet but shrek is there and he then reks you

shrek kills you and whispers into your ear "hey now, your a rawk star"

*tips tinfoil fedora* IT MUST BE TRUE [tipping intensifys]

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