Автор сообщения: Catbug

Автор сообщения: Officer Zekrom

Orb: Look, just be lucky that we disgusedy you as Jirachi. Its a legendarry bar so youd be killed on sig- *hears the genesect police coming in*

I was talking to the Doc but... OH SHIT!

Hologram 5th Doctor: Ah hello officer..How can we help you?

"At the back of the bar Dialga Dalek is slumped on a table with Groudon,Mewtwo is frowning at the two drunks.."

Автор сообщения: Catbug

Автор сообщения: Officer Zekrom

Orb: One Zek-shake!
*a torcich and a bulbasaur, thinking they are in pokemon mystery dungeon, step in the pub*
???1: Has anyone seen a water float?
Orb:.......

Heh.

"At the far end of the Bar a Mewtwo is angily sharing words with Dialga Dalek"

*Drinks Gin and Tronic*
Hologram 5th Doctor: He always does this,first legendary he sees he tries to flirt with them..

"The Mewtwo uses her PSI and Dialga Dalek is held in mid air for a while before being tossed across the room into a Groudon who gets out his seat and starts cracking his knuckles"

Hologram 5th Doctor: Hmm let's see what else they've got on the menu..

Автор сообщения: Officer Zekrom

Автор сообщения: Dialga Dalek (1963)

5th Doctor: Hmm Alright then..Let me just activate something first..
*A small glowing figure appears nest to Dialga Dalek*

Hologram 5th Doctor : This should help us,do you know any bars where He'd fit inside?,Not many bars can fit Pokemon this large.

Orb: I DO!!!
*uses orb to teleport us to a certin bar, or pokemon mystery dungeon, i dont know how my orb works to be honest*

Hologram 5th Doctor ;I think this place will do..lets go ask that bartender over there to see what they've got

"Dialga Dalek sees a Female Mewtwo in the corner and goes over gleefully"

Hologram 5th Doctor: Well let's order soem drinks and get back to him later..I don't often get my own body..I'll have to get the drinks that Porygons have though..

Автор сообщения: Catbug

Автор сообщения: Dialga Dalek (1963)

5th Doctor ; perhaps if I take him out somewhere like that again i'll take one of you lot with us..It might help to have someone else there to keep him under control

Well.. There's only one way to find out!

5th Doctor: Hmm Alright then..Let me just activate something first..
*A small glowing figure appears next to Dialga Dalek*

Hologram 5th Doctor : This should help us,do you know any bars where He'd fit inside?,Not many bars can fit Pokemon this large.

Автор сообщения: Catbug

Автор сообщения: Dialga Dalek (1963)

5th Doctor : I told you not to act like that,you really upset that waitress

But that britva kept vidding me,She wanted me to do that!

5th Doctor: Well I'm not sure of any waitress that would date a Pokemon with the mind of a Dalek,especially just by seeing one..Thats not how flirting works..*Sigh* How are thing here anyway?

What do ya expect Doc..

5th Doctor ; perhaps if I take him out somewhere like that again i'll take one of you lot with us..It might help to have someone else there to keep him under control

*Dialga Dalek walks into the room,he's covered in water*
5th Doctor : I told you not to act like that,you really upset that waitress,no wonder she threw the drink at you

But that britva kept vidding me,She wanted me to do that!

5th Doctor: Well I'm not sure of any waitress that would date a Pokemon with the mind of a Dalek,especially just by seeing one..Thats not how flirting works..*Sigh* How are thing here anyway?

Автор сообщения: A French Nun

NI
nope

Автор сообщения: Dr Larch

HELLO LADIES!

My brothers the mood is rather skorry these days and we have a lot of deng,shall we go down the the milk bar and put some knives in our drinks?

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http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/groups/LazyPurple/discussions/0/846946775345351498/

Mr Python was brought to my Mind when I found this book in his library http://media.oxfam.org.uk/images/products/HighStDonated/Zoom/hd_100215611_01.jpg?v=1

CIRCUS TIME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kUcKQa7yx4&list=RDwi9Jt2-4PyQ

Автор сообщения: Scary Spycrab of Ni

Автор сообщения: Catbug

YES FINALLY!

that wasnt very nice was it say sorry

"And it was on that day that Catbug revealed his evil intentions,Many galaxies across the universe would come to fear that sickeningly sweet face..the face they knew brought death wherever it went"

5th Doctor: Sorry about that,he's started predicting the future though I can't say for sure if this one is real or not..