Originalmente postado por The Average Janitor:

Originalmente postado por Arthas,The Frozen Hater:

Go full vagineer on the blu team and wipe em of this side of the earth.
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Your team advances to the enemy spawn. Theire are Snipers in the area, a friendly Medic arrives giving you Ubercharge capabillities. The enemy seems to have a disadvantage with a Payload in the area, though their are 2 Sentry Nests, one guarding the waterfall and the main spawnroom. What do you do?

1. Defeat Waterfall Nests and sap main spawn nest
2. Defeat Spawn Room Nest and sap flanking nests
3. Focus on taking the Snipers down

Oh, btw, if you choose 3, they are 2 weapons from an ammo crate near the wall
4. Awper Hand
5. Cloak and Dagger
6. Rapid-Fire Grenade Launcher- Uses Spare Parts to craft.

3 I run at the snipers and slap them with my flippers (I am a Penguin)

I remember seeing you,I thought it was odd that you were just randomly going round Fish marking people.. You did upset some people and I remember one of them raging in chat and then chasing you all around that diner map we were in and killing you,that was funny to watch.

Originalmente postado por The Average Janitor:

Originalmente postado por Arthas,The Frozen Hater:

Very Funny how about I choose the weapons for you

Primary:Hitman's Heatmaker
Secondary: Force of Nature with Diamond Botkiller
Third: Grenade Launcher
PDA: Robot Mercenary

You zip through the train cars to each of the passengers to find the Gibus. Through train carts you did find enemies defend a vital important evidence:

They were medics in the area holding Syringe Guns. What will you use.

Hitman, FoN, GL, RM, Melee?

I slap them with my flippers

Originalmente postado por Officer Genie:

Originalmente postado por Perfect Pyroshark of Ni:

*throws desk at you*
Consider that your pun-ishment

*throws another desk at you*
Heh, that was DESK-xelent

*Runs off with desks*
Now you have to type on the floor!

Originalmente postado por Perfect Pyroshark of Ni:

Originalmente postado por Officer Genie:

Translated: Its a more "adult" series spin off of DOCTOR WHOOOOO featuring mister i want to make love to everything. (normaly i dont do this, but no offense to john)

I actually liked Cpt Jack's character.

In Pokemon Soul Silver I named a Pokemon I met on my Poke-Walker after Him,"Cpt Jack" (Spearow)

5th Doctor: Aha!..If i expose you to a remixed version of one of your songs it should throw off the memory circuits and force a reset..Ready to drop beats in 3..2..1...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmXHRnxknrQ
Why that's not....Oh Gosh I feel strange...*Faints*

5th Doctor: Right..I think the 1st Doctor's been expermienting on Dalek again..I woke up today and saw he'd turned into Don Lockewood from Singin' In the Rain..All I know was that The Doctor had loaned him the film the previous night..
Why the worry? I feel as Fit as a fiddle!..*Starts Dancing*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B--PqOHeVLY

Originalmente postado por Scary Spycrab of Ni:

Originalmente postado por Dalek (1963):

BON APETIT..*snicker*

thankyou I prefer snickers *eats snickers then drinks cider and collapses*

5th Doctor: Sorry about that..he's been hyped ever since he found these sweets that act like Super Laxatives..May god have mercy on your bowels tonight..

Originalmente postado por Scary Spycrab of Ni:

Originalmente postado por Dalek (1963):

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HARIBO WITH THOSE EEEYES?

yes please Mr.metal doodaa thing that shoots laser beams from his dick

BON APETIT..*snicker*

Originalmente postado por Officer Perfect Pootishark:

Originalmente postado por Scary Spycrab of Ni:

basically theres these eskimos right and they control everthing, apart from me so I have gone comletely insane whilst they control you kepping you normalish (catbug im looking at you) so eskimos are like the matrix basically

Officer Genie: I am afraid eskimos do not control anything I *gets slapped* WE DO.

PPoN: Yes apparently he decided to eat gods eyes and temporarily become a diety.

WOULD HE LIKE SOME HARIBO WITH THOSE EEEYES?