Yo, I was at da competitive server but no one was dere. So I guess I'm raidin' da Bonk Rush hideout myself. Unless one a' you knuckleheads feels like chippin' in.

5: Suddenly the Rocky theme starts playing, Duh.

"Well, men, that great man was damn right, let's grab some radiation- I mean, Bonk!"

DISCO MODE MUTHA FUCKA

"Oooh-hoo-hoo! I like the way ya think! Now, where are his shipments comin' from?"

"Oh, when ya raid da donuts, be sure ta grab me the white ones, with da sprinkles."

"Now, i think we gotta split up. Some a' us beat on these old ladies till they give us what we want, and da rest gotta grab da drunkanium."

"Holy shit! That stuff is real?"

"Aw hell, those guys. Tell me a bit more 'bout the goods."

Troy withdrew his Babyface's Blaster. "Sounds great. Where do we find it?"