Ok if you wanna mock the madia you're gonna have to do ALOT better then that and come up with more then dildo jokes. idiot.

Heavy Mafia Guard (Real Name Cooper)
Specialties: Strong,Loyal,prefers shotguns,Ex footballer, Wont let anyone pass and loves to kill.
Backstory: used to rat for the police(i still have the badge to remind me of those days) and then changed sides because i realised who the winning side was.I have helped in a bank raid with the boss and wear a football helmet to remind of when i was a footballer.